Free-For-All!!!!!!

[Eclipse]

Yep this is the old topic that Leper started and only me him and Chris posted in.Hopefully we still have some good ideas!!!!


*Brett rolls inside of the ring and sits on the turnbuckle and starts to suck on a lollipop while waiting for 2 specific losers to just bring it!:lol:*

[Senile]

*Leper sits in the outhouse, trying to find a button he lost while he was "relieving" himself. At last he finds the button, and then he heads towards the building, where he is told there is a giant plate of chocolate chip cookies waiting in a wrestling ring. umm.... cookies....*

*when he gets to the ring he sees the plate of cookies, full of delight. As he hovers over them, suddenly Marty pops out from under the table and hits Leper with a broken lollipop. Leper, not expecting an ambush, takes his broken button that he has yet to put away and shoves it in Eclipse's mouth, making him choke*

[Chris]

*Chris comes into the ring and Smacks Brett With a giant Tuna*

~Chris

[Eclipse]

*As Brett is struggling for air he suddenly throws up and the button flys out of his mouth and so does the puke,flys on to Leper and gets stuck on him*

*As Leper is in disgust and cannot see anything with puke in his face,Brett pulls out a special Lemon lollipop from his backpocket with a note on it!As Leper is still "entangled" Brett reads the note

The Note:

Hi hunny,
How are you doing son?I love you so much and I just want to let you know that I just got done washing your favorite pink blanket and teddy bear and have put them in the dryer.After that I will put them on your Barney sheet bed :).BTW this is a special super duper lollipop just incase anything bad happens to you!

*As soon as Brett is done reading the letter he takes the lollipop out of the wrapper and heaves it towards Leper!*

[Chris]

*Chris again hits Brett with the Giant Tuna, knocking him over. Chris then throws the tuna at a member of the crowd...making him fall out of his seat*

~Chris

[Eclipse]

Originally posted by Chris
*Chris again hits Brett with the Giant Tuna, knocking him over. Chris then throws the tuna at a member of the crowd...making him fall out of his seat*

~Chris *Brett then wakes up from being unconscience from that brutal tuna shot and wakes up to find Chris french kissing Leper!*

*As brett is now in disgust he sees the crowd member on the ground from Chris throwing the tuna at him and yells "MAN DOWN"!*

*Brett then slides out of the ring and jumps over the railing and trips but gets back up and gives the crowd member a special lime lollipop!*

[Same Old Story]

*Pulls Out Bazooka*

*Blows Eclipse Away, But Somehow He Is Still Standing*

[Chris]

*Chris, whom wasn't actually kissing anyone..., continues to bite on Leper's Face...leaving Bite Marks*:evil:

~Chris

[Chris]

Originally posted by Spider-Man
*Pulls Out Bazooka*

*Blows Eclipse Away, But Somehow He Is Still Standing*


*Sneaks up on Spider-Man and throws a dead fly at him*

~Chris

[Same Old Story]

*Blows Away The Fly And Chris With The Bazooka*

[Chris]

*Chris Gets Blown to the wall. He stands up and walks back into the ring with a Giant Salmon. He hits Spider-Man with the Salmon*:tease:

~Chris

[Eclipse]

*Brett then immediately sees the carnage in the ring and runs inside of the ring and spears everyone!*

*Brett then looks at the bazooka because he has never seen one before and starts to wonder if its a big lollipop*

*Brett then accidently hits the trigger and blows the top of the roof of the colliseum away and they are now fighting outside!*

[Chris]

*Slaps Brett with the Salmon*

~Chris

[Same Old Story]

*Slaps Chris With The Bazooka*:p

[Eclipse]

*Brett then starts to get real tired of Corky and Chris only doing one thing and not acting like real lollipop men*

*Brett then walks up to both of them and gives them 100% of orange lollipops right where the sun doesnt shine!*

[Same Old Story]

*Gives Eclipse A Bazooka Where The Sun Don't Shine... Then Pulls The Trigger*

[Chris]

*Pulls lollypop out. Takes Salmon, Turns it Sideways, Dusts it off, and sticks it Straight up Brett's Lollipop Ass*:tease:

~Chris

[Chris]

*Slaps himself noticing that no one else is fighting...*

~Chris

[Viper_Maniac]

*laughs at Chris for slapping himself, then walks up and slaps Chris just for the hell of it*

[Chris]

*Slaps viper_maniac with Giant Salmon and then slaps himself again...*:Puppy:

~Chris

[Viper_Maniac]

*stands there dazed............then slaps Chris again cuz it was so much fun the first time*

[Chris]

*Chris Gets up and Notices a nice looking woman in the front row :hiya:*

*He goes over and Says Hi:salute: and then asks for a litle :spank:, but she pulls out a whip:whip:*

*Chris Runs:shrug:*

*Chris Throws the Giant Salmon and viper_maniac*

~Chris:tease:

[Viper_Maniac]

*notices the woman also*

*goes over and askes if she wants some :love:in*

*she agrees* :hiya:

[Chris]

*Goes over and Slaps both of them with a blow-up woman*

*Runs away with blow-up woman:hiya:*

~Chris:D

[Viper_Maniac]

:rotfl:

*watches woman chase after you and *****slap Chris and the blow up woman*

*woman comes back and takes off all her clothes :noway:*

[Chris]

*Woman turns out to be a 500 lb guy wearing womens' clothes*

*Chris runs as far away as possible*

~Chris:noway:

[Viper_Maniac]

:terrified

*screams at the top of his lungs and tries to run but it has no effect as he falls on me killing me instantly.:grumble:*

[Chris]

*Rolls on the floor Laughing*:rotfl:

~Chris:D:evil:

[Viper_Maniac]

*My ghost appears out of nowhere and says he is going to haunt Chris for the rest of Chris's life :evil:*

[Chris]

*Chris gets scared and wets himself*:scared::Pee:

~Chris

[Viper_Maniac]

*My ghost laughs his ass off at Chris for wetting himself*

[Chris]

*Sprays "Gh05t B3 G0n3" on himself to make himself Ghost Proof*

~Chris:tease:

[Viper_Maniac]

*Ghost sprays "Gh05t B3 G0n3 spray B3 G0n3" of himself to make the Gh05t B3 G0n3 spray useless :evil2:*

[Chris]

*Sprays "Gh05t with Gh05t B3 G0n3 Spray B3 G0n3 Spray B3 Gon3 Spray to render the ghost harmless again:D*

~Chris:tease:

[Viper_Maniac]

*Ghost gives up and goes plays Morrowind on the Xbox*

[Chris]

:lol:

*Feels safe again and begins to attack Brett with lollypops again*:evil:

~Chris:D

[Viper_Maniac]

*Ghost notices and grabs some lollypops and decides to attack Brett along side with Chris:hiya:*

[Senile]

*leper gets up, immediately noticing the bite marks on his face*

"what did I say Chris? No kissing when I wasn't awake? Exactly."

*Leper jumps onto the turnbuckle, holding something small in his hand. As leper shows what it is to everybody (it is a shiny 50 cent piece) he jumps off the turnbuckle as high as he could (which is very very high) and drops the quarter on Chris's head, making a giant mark about 1/2 inch deep.

[Chris]

*Chris, dazed, Brings back his rubber woman( :hiya: ) and hits Leper over the head with it*

~Chris:D

[Senile]

lol.

*takes Eclipse and kills him. Violently. With a very blunt, rusty knife.

[Chris]

*Throws Carcus away*

*Kicks Leper in the shin*

~Chris

[Senile]

*ignores Chris, and continues to beat on Eclipse in a dazed-sort of way*

[Chris]

*Kicks Leper in the shin again and brings out a lead pipe*:evil2:

~Chris

[Senile]

*takes the lead pipe and beats Eclipse with it*

[Same Old Story]

*takes Barbed wire baseball bat and beats LM with it*

[Senile]

*falls down, but before he does he takes the barbed bat and hits Chris, Corky, and Marty88888888

[Chris]

*Falls against a wall and finds a can of silly string*

*Sprays silly string on Leper*:evil:

~Chris:D

[Same Old Story]

*beats eclipse with the barbed wire bat and tells him to get the hell out of here... wait a minute he already is :lol:*

[Chris]

*Looks around for a while and finds a Rob-Van-Dam life size Cut out*

*Hits Van-Terminator on Corky Stunner with Cut out*:lol:

~Chris

[Same Old Story]

*Looks Around For Lepper*

*Picks Up Lepper And Doesn The Van Daminator With Lepper*

[Chris]

*Wonders how Corky did that*

*Picks up Leper and tries Van Daminator*

*Falls flat on his face*

*:Puppy:*

~Chris

[Senile]

*wonders how Corky did that*

*can't react because he was forced to wonder how Corky did that* (I've been 0\/\/n3d)

[Chris]

*Laughs at the 0wn3d Leper*:lol:

*Kicks Leper in the Shin again*

~Chris

[Same Old Story]

reviving this...

*Steels A Tennis Racket From Brett, And Wacks Lepper And Chris With It As It Breaks*

*Brett Cries*

Corky: Ha Ha (Nelson Voice)

[Chris]

*Feels dazed*:bandage:

*Picks up Corky and throws him in a trash can*

*Laughs*:lol::p

~Chris

[Kevin]

Can I play?
*runs in with shotgun and shoots everybody*

[Chris]

*Hits Kevin in the head with a trashcan lid while bleeding from the gunshot wound*

~Chris

[Kevin]

*jumps up and does a bicycle kick at Chris*

[Chris]

*Falls*

*Cries:sad5:*

*Kicks Kevin in the shin*

~Chris

[Kevin]

*Chris kicks my shin and breaks his foot*
*Chris finds out I have steel plates covering my shins* :p
*I let the dancing pig out of the cage with the hernia and it attacks Chris*

[Chris]

*Gets Mauled by a pig*:Pig:

*Throws Pig away and hobbles towards Kevin*

*Presses a button and out comes a Tank*:tank:

*Runs over Kevin's Feet with tank*

~Chris:p

[Kevin]

*with sore feet, I jump away and use a flame flower on Chris*
*then throws in Britney Spears and Chris runs up and starts touching her boobs*

Ooh, I'm good! :D

[Chris]

*Chris doesn't touch Britney's breasts, instead, he throws Britney out of the window*

*Chris attacks Kevin with a Sledgehammer*

~Chris:p

[Kevin]

*Kevin uses clocks stoppers watch and puts Brett in my place and Chris hits Brett instead*
*Kevin then shoots Chris with a tranquilizer and Chris falls asleep*

[Chris]

*Sleeps*:dream:

*Wakes up and KO's Kevin...Putting him on the ground next to a blow up woman*

*Kevin starts "Touching" her*:hiya:

~Chris:D:p

[Kevin]

*but really I was a robot the whole time and now Kevin walks in, the REAL Kevin* :p
*Kevin throws blow up woman and Chris tries to screw her but he brakes a whole in her* :lol:

[Chris]

*Walks off crying*:sad6:

*Finds a real woman and asks her out, but she says no*:(

*Finds javelin and throws it at Kevin*

~Chris:p

[Kevin]

*javeling misses and hits Leper while just trying to get up*

[Chris]

*Kicks Leper in the Shin then starts throwing rights and lefts at Kevin*

~Chris:box:

[Kevin]

*gets hit by Chris then get's invulnerable and starts running around and smashing everyone*

[Chris]

*Charges at Kevin with Metal Boots on*

*Kicks Kevin in the Shin*

~Chris:tease:

[Kevin]

*Chris kicks Leper in a Kevin costume* HAHAHAHA!
*Takes a rocket launcher and shoots Chris a million times*

[Chris]

*Falls to the ground*

*Gets back up again and Throws rocks at Kevin*

~Chris

[Kevin]

*uses magic and they turn into baloons*

[Same Old Story]

*pops the balloons, making everyone a real person again*

[Kevin]

*runs around throwing tigers everywhere and they start attacking people*

[Chris]

*Kills Tigers*

*Takes out his 1337 Bazzoka and shoots Kevin*

~Chris

[Kevin]

*gets shot then steals bazooka and shoots Chris*

[Chris]

*Gets hit*

*Is KOed on the ground...*

~Chris

[Kevin]

*falls asleep*

[Kevin]

*stays asleep 'cause no one is posting*

[Kevin]

C'mon guys! POST! :(

[Chris]

*Posts*

*Shoots Traquilizer at Kevin...*

~Chris

[Kevin]

*wakes up then falls back asleep from the tranquilizer*