Eclipse
09-26-2002, 05:29:14 AM
Bikini Contest: Nidia vs. Torrie Wilson
Billy and Chuck come down to judge the contest. Tazz officiates the contest, saying that the girls have 30 seconds to show their stuff and Billy and Chuck will each rate them from 1 to 10.
Nidia starts off first, trying everything to get the crowd’s attention, even trying to do the cabbage patch dance. Billy and Chuck’s score: a 6 and a 9
Torrie Wilson is next. Crowd erupts into an ovation. Both Billy and Chuck give Torrie a 10.
Jamie Noble and Tajiri come out and challenge Billy and Chuck. Noble states, “Nobody screws Nidia, except, well…(fill in the blank)”
Noble and Tajiri vs. Billy and Chuck
Standard tag team match with one good guy (Billy) getting beat on the majority of the match, while the other partner (Chuck) tries desperately to tag in. Chuck is finally tagged in and clears house. Billy and Chuck perform their finisher on Tajiri with Noble sidelined on the outside.
Winners: Billy and Chuck
After the match, Nidia and Torrie go at it. Torrie (with Billy's help) ends up spanking Nidia.
The Titantron shows Stephanie McMahon talking on the phone. Kurt Angle walks in and congratulates her on the HLA screw job, even going as far as saying “Whoomp there it is!!” (Steph’s eyes roll). Kurt asks for a rematch with Benoit tonight. Steph smiles and says that she figured he would ask her that, however she has other plans…(Camera pans left and finds Rey Mysterio). Steph says tonight, the main event will involve a triple threat match with Angle vs. Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio.
Funaki knocks on Brock Lesnar’s door. Lesnar comes out, looking as intimidating as ever. Funaki sheepishly asks him if he will provide Taker with a rematch for the WWE title. Lesnar smiles, saying Funaki is the only one backstage who has the courage to ask him that question. Lesnar says he will answer that question, but only in public…how about the ring??? (hhhmmm)
Funaki comes down with the chair Undertaker hit Lesnar with at Unforgiven. Lesnar comes out with Heyman (who doesn’t speak by the way). Funaki shows the chair to Lesnar. After a brief pause Lesnar throws the chair. Funaki in desperation attacks Lesnar. This then goes into three minutes of Lesnar savagely beat Funaki to a pulp before finally giving him the F-5.
Matt Hardy is backstage with Shannon Moore watching Matt’s previous matches with the Undertaker. Matt gloats about how he scared off Hurricane to RAW and how he defeated the Undertaker twice. Moore reminds him that the reason Undertaker ran away was because Brock Lesnar always got involved. Matt trash talks Lesnar and walks down the hall. Lesnar slowly appears out of a doorway after Matt walks off, having overheard the entire conversation.
Undertaker vs. Matt Hardy
Quick match with Undertaker coming out on top with the Last Ride. Before Undertaker can celebrate, Lesnar comes out and hits him with the belt. This opens up Undertaker and afterward he slowly staggers to the back.
Winner: Undertaker
Edge is seen walking to the ring.
Edge vs. Eddie Guerrero (By far the best match of the night)
This match showed how athletic and physically gifted these two stars really are. The two stars battled back and forth with chair shots and even fighting on top of ladders. Edge inadvertently took out the ref in the first five minutes of the match with a missed ladder shot intended for Eddie (looked pretty real from my vantage point). During the match, the two were battling on top of a ladder Edge had set up (second time in the match). From my view, it looked as though they were about to lose their balance and fall out of the ring (ladder and all). They were able to recover though and you could actually hear everyone in the audience sigh a breath of relief. Edge comes out on top in the end.
Winner: Edge
WATCH SMACKDOWN FOR THIS MATCH!!!!! Eddie even got a standing ovation from the crowd after the match.
Footage was shown at the press conference held earlier today in Seattle regarding the announcement of Wrestlemania 19 being at Safeco field. They show many WWE Superstars talking during the conference. Kurt Angle stole the show, saying, "If it weren't for Kurt Cobain and Frasier, nobody would come to this god-foresaken rain forest."
Benoit Interview: He trash talks Angle and mildly insults San Diego’s hometown hero.
Angle vs. Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio
Angle comes out and taunts the crowd, making inferences to the INS. Benoit comes out and gets directly in Angles face. Mysterio comes out next to a standing “O”. This match primarily focused on Benoit and Angle, with Mysterio being shoved to the outside. In the end, Mysterio pulls away a victory by pinning Angle with Benoit outside the ring.
Billy and Chuck come down to judge the contest. Tazz officiates the contest, saying that the girls have 30 seconds to show their stuff and Billy and Chuck will each rate them from 1 to 10.
Nidia starts off first, trying everything to get the crowd’s attention, even trying to do the cabbage patch dance. Billy and Chuck’s score: a 6 and a 9
Torrie Wilson is next. Crowd erupts into an ovation. Both Billy and Chuck give Torrie a 10.
Jamie Noble and Tajiri come out and challenge Billy and Chuck. Noble states, “Nobody screws Nidia, except, well…(fill in the blank)”
Noble and Tajiri vs. Billy and Chuck
Standard tag team match with one good guy (Billy) getting beat on the majority of the match, while the other partner (Chuck) tries desperately to tag in. Chuck is finally tagged in and clears house. Billy and Chuck perform their finisher on Tajiri with Noble sidelined on the outside.
Winners: Billy and Chuck
After the match, Nidia and Torrie go at it. Torrie (with Billy's help) ends up spanking Nidia.
The Titantron shows Stephanie McMahon talking on the phone. Kurt Angle walks in and congratulates her on the HLA screw job, even going as far as saying “Whoomp there it is!!” (Steph’s eyes roll). Kurt asks for a rematch with Benoit tonight. Steph smiles and says that she figured he would ask her that, however she has other plans…(Camera pans left and finds Rey Mysterio). Steph says tonight, the main event will involve a triple threat match with Angle vs. Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio.
Funaki knocks on Brock Lesnar’s door. Lesnar comes out, looking as intimidating as ever. Funaki sheepishly asks him if he will provide Taker with a rematch for the WWE title. Lesnar smiles, saying Funaki is the only one backstage who has the courage to ask him that question. Lesnar says he will answer that question, but only in public…how about the ring??? (hhhmmm)
Funaki comes down with the chair Undertaker hit Lesnar with at Unforgiven. Lesnar comes out with Heyman (who doesn’t speak by the way). Funaki shows the chair to Lesnar. After a brief pause Lesnar throws the chair. Funaki in desperation attacks Lesnar. This then goes into three minutes of Lesnar savagely beat Funaki to a pulp before finally giving him the F-5.
Matt Hardy is backstage with Shannon Moore watching Matt’s previous matches with the Undertaker. Matt gloats about how he scared off Hurricane to RAW and how he defeated the Undertaker twice. Moore reminds him that the reason Undertaker ran away was because Brock Lesnar always got involved. Matt trash talks Lesnar and walks down the hall. Lesnar slowly appears out of a doorway after Matt walks off, having overheard the entire conversation.
Undertaker vs. Matt Hardy
Quick match with Undertaker coming out on top with the Last Ride. Before Undertaker can celebrate, Lesnar comes out and hits him with the belt. This opens up Undertaker and afterward he slowly staggers to the back.
Winner: Undertaker
Edge is seen walking to the ring.
Edge vs. Eddie Guerrero (By far the best match of the night)
This match showed how athletic and physically gifted these two stars really are. The two stars battled back and forth with chair shots and even fighting on top of ladders. Edge inadvertently took out the ref in the first five minutes of the match with a missed ladder shot intended for Eddie (looked pretty real from my vantage point). During the match, the two were battling on top of a ladder Edge had set up (second time in the match). From my view, it looked as though they were about to lose their balance and fall out of the ring (ladder and all). They were able to recover though and you could actually hear everyone in the audience sigh a breath of relief. Edge comes out on top in the end.
Winner: Edge
WATCH SMACKDOWN FOR THIS MATCH!!!!! Eddie even got a standing ovation from the crowd after the match.
Footage was shown at the press conference held earlier today in Seattle regarding the announcement of Wrestlemania 19 being at Safeco field. They show many WWE Superstars talking during the conference. Kurt Angle stole the show, saying, "If it weren't for Kurt Cobain and Frasier, nobody would come to this god-foresaken rain forest."
Benoit Interview: He trash talks Angle and mildly insults San Diego’s hometown hero.
Angle vs. Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio
Angle comes out and taunts the crowd, making inferences to the INS. Benoit comes out and gets directly in Angles face. Mysterio comes out next to a standing “O”. This match primarily focused on Benoit and Angle, with Mysterio being shoved to the outside. In the end, Mysterio pulls away a victory by pinning Angle with Benoit outside the ring.