Eclipse
12-05-2002, 04:41:20 PM
6:00 AM: My wife woke my up. GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY, IN MAH 45 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, NEVER HAVE I BEEN WITNESS TO SUCH A HEINOUS SIGHT!
7:00 AM: I called Stone Cold. We discussed a possible return to the ring. GAWD DAMMIT THERES MY WIFE TELLING ME BREAKFAST IS READY! Oh wait, that's good. I "GOT OFF" with Austin and went to the breakfast table.
9:30 AM: I got to the breakfast table. My wife has prepared my breakfast and is cutting the toast....WITH GAWD AS MAH WITNESS THE DAMN BREAD HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF. Next, mah wife poured me some coffee. It spilled on mah wife's cleavage. MAH GAWD THOSE THINGS ARE RUNNIN AROUND LIKE SCALDED DOGS!!!!
12:00 PM: Finished my breakfast. Took the dawg out for a walk. OH MAH GAWD THE DAMN OLD GLORY IS FLYIN IN THE RAIN! DAMN THAT GROUNDSKEEPER! MAY HE BURN IN HELL! DAMN HIM DAMN HIM DAMN HIM....
4:00 PM: Woke up in a strange place. There are nurses and doctors all around me. Stone Cold came and wished me to get well, and brought along a Sooners football with signatures of everyone on the team. I said "DAMN YOU STEVE! CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK HERE! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Stone Cold took his ball and went home.
7:00 AM: I called Stone Cold. We discussed a possible return to the ring. GAWD DAMMIT THERES MY WIFE TELLING ME BREAKFAST IS READY! Oh wait, that's good. I "GOT OFF" with Austin and went to the breakfast table.
9:30 AM: I got to the breakfast table. My wife has prepared my breakfast and is cutting the toast....WITH GAWD AS MAH WITNESS THE DAMN BREAD HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF. Next, mah wife poured me some coffee. It spilled on mah wife's cleavage. MAH GAWD THOSE THINGS ARE RUNNIN AROUND LIKE SCALDED DOGS!!!!
12:00 PM: Finished my breakfast. Took the dawg out for a walk. OH MAH GAWD THE DAMN OLD GLORY IS FLYIN IN THE RAIN! DAMN THAT GROUNDSKEEPER! MAY HE BURN IN HELL! DAMN HIM DAMN HIM DAMN HIM....
4:00 PM: Woke up in a strange place. There are nurses and doctors all around me. Stone Cold came and wished me to get well, and brought along a Sooners football with signatures of everyone on the team. I said "DAMN YOU STEVE! CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK HERE! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Stone Cold took his ball and went home.