View Full Version : Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Kevin
12-22-2002, 03:43:07 PM
Ok, I will ask a question and the next person will answer it with something that is a stupid answer.
Example:
John: Why is the sky blue?
George: God drank up part of the ocean and spit it in the sky.
Why did they name Platinum Gamers, Platinum Gamers?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 03:44:42 PM
Because every mother ****er that joins gets some platinum to go around there neck *****!
Kevin
12-22-2002, 03:50:06 PM
You were supposed to post a question too but oh well.
Why is poop not orange?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 03:54:44 PM
Because we do not eat enough oranges
Why is water blue?
Kevin
12-22-2002, 03:56:40 PM
Because.
Why did I say because?
Same Old Story
12-22-2002, 03:58:06 PM
Because Your A Dumbass. :p
Why Do Spammers Spam?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 03:58:15 PM
Because you can!!
Why is snow white?
Kevin
12-22-2002, 04:00:35 PM
Because Acid Klown didn't piss on it yet. :p
Why dp people like Xbox?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 04:04:42 PM
Because its green and people like it because green looks like snot!
Why do people drive vehicles?
MasterLink23
12-22-2002, 06:30:17 PM
because they are slow
why are people human?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 06:47:58 PM
Because there gay! :lol:
Why is my favorite restaurant Subway?
MasterLink23
12-22-2002, 06:51:10 PM
because of the crappy selection
Why do dogs have fur?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 07:06:22 PM
because it helps them have sex better
why do they have commericals?
Kevin
12-22-2002, 08:12:07 PM
so the dogs don't get bored while they do fore play
why?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 08:17:50 PM
because we are allowded to say why?
Why is there retarted people?
Kevin
12-22-2002, 08:42:42 PM
so Acid Klown wouldn't feel alone
Why am do RPGs rock?
Ăcid Klown X
12-22-2002, 09:58:53 PM
*HAHA very funny Kevin :rolleyes:
Because they are "R"eally "P"oopin "G"rape "s"
Why are there prostitutes?
Xero
12-23-2002, 06:45:07 AM
Because of people like you :lol: :jk:
Why is there TV?
Blue Flame
12-23-2002, 11:03:18 AM
to leave is off!
Why am I talking to a computer?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 03:56:32 PM
because you dont know how to speak
Why is there money in the world?
Xero
12-23-2002, 04:42:55 PM
Cause Bill Gates needs toilet paper!
What makes Superman so super?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 06:08:47 PM
his criptonite!
Why is X-box shaped like an X?
Nintendo Lord
12-23-2002, 06:22:18 PM
Because it wants to be!
Why do people diss gamecube when it is better than everything?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 06:23:31 PM
because it is good
Why do schools teach?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 06:47:26 PM
so you wont go and have sex without a condom!
Why is Santa Clause fat?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 07:00:53 PM
because he ate vegetables
why is a stump called a stump?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 07:08:10 PM
because its a stump
Why is pot illegial?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 09:31:23 PM
because it tastes like chicken
Why are pringles salty?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 09:36:35 PM
because its really sugar! WTF :sad1:
Why is there alot of ways to make eggs?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 09:39:06 PM
because there are only 5
Why are people people?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 09:43:30 PM
BECAUSE THERE CAN BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is there food?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 10:07:09 PM
so we can starve
why are Gamecubes made by nintendo?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 10:09:03 PM
so they could try to act koo!
why does new movies come on PPV (Pay-Per-View?)
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 10:13:05 PM
so people can watch them
Why are there so many animals?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 10:15:32 PM
so they can kill people we dont like so no ones gets in trouble :D
Why is there penis's and vagina's? :rotfl:
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 10:23:40 PM
to make babies :lol:
why are people sick? coughacidklownxcough heh jk
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 10:30:24 PM
because of some guy named JackJunk33 j/k :p
Why is some people smart and some people dumb?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 10:31:29 PM
because they are the chosen ones
Why are some people gay and some people straight?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 10:36:47 PM
because of Mario & Luigi :lol:
Why was PG made?
MasterLink23
12-23-2002, 10:47:01 PM
because of Link ;)
Why is 2+2 4?
Ăcid Klown X
12-23-2002, 11:09:47 PM
beacuse 4+2=6
Why am I here?
Xero
12-24-2002, 06:51:29 AM
Cause you are!
Why do dogs hump your leg?
Blue Flame
12-24-2002, 04:13:53 PM
they like the feel of it, :lol: you should try it J/k
Why do people hurt?
Ăcid Klown X
12-24-2002, 10:06:56 PM
because that question made no sense!
Why do people do drugs?
Blue Flame
12-24-2002, 10:07:32 PM
TO feel good.
What are names for?
Ăcid Klown X
12-24-2002, 10:28:37 PM
because they got bored of numbers
Xero
12-25-2002, 08:27:10 AM
No Question :(
Why didnt Acid post a question?
Blue Flame
12-26-2002, 02:23:28 PM
Because he's dumb J/K :p
Whats sig's for?
MasterLink23
12-26-2002, 02:28:10 PM
to tell how many months in a year are.
Why do people go to sleep?
Blue Flame
12-26-2002, 11:39:40 PM
to get laid
Why do we need time?
Ăcid Klown X
12-27-2002, 03:56:54 AM
so we wont be late to go to sleep!
Why does some foods have to be frozen?
Xero
12-27-2002, 10:30:07 AM
Cause they wear jackets!
Why do people dance?
Ăcid Klown X
12-27-2002, 06:07:00 PM
so there legs will break off at a younger age.
Blue Flame
12-27-2002, 10:22:38 PM
Why didn't he put a question ?
Ăcid Klown X
12-27-2002, 10:23:11 PM
because I can!
Why am I tired?
Blue Flame
12-27-2002, 10:25:10 PM
Because its early in the morning (seroiusly)
Why do you hate oj?
Ăcid Klown X
12-27-2002, 10:43:41 PM
because hes in my sig and always stares at you when you post after me :D
Why in that one song do they say the cow jumps over the moon?
Blue Flame
12-27-2002, 10:45:37 PM
I don't know
why are they looking at me!
Ăcid Klown X
12-27-2002, 10:47:41 PM
because they want to snipe you :lol:
Why do they want to kill Blue Flame?
Blue Flame
12-27-2002, 10:48:44 PM
Be cause he's scared
What does OJ stand for?
Ăcid Klown X
12-27-2002, 10:50:19 PM
Only January {is when he kills}
Why is there murders?
Blue Flame
12-27-2002, 10:51:04 PM
people are cruel
Whats my first name?
Ăcid Klown X
12-27-2002, 11:02:44 PM
ASS
Why is his name ASS?
Xero
12-28-2002, 07:48:12 AM
Cause he doesnt have one!
Why do fools fall in love?
Adam
12-29-2002, 08:14:16 PM
Because they are fools..
Why is VS an Admin and I'm not..
Xero
12-30-2002, 11:05:23 AM
Just Cause...
What date is the date for 1/1/03?
MasterLink23
12-31-2002, 01:02:21 PM
uhhhhhhhh New Year #2003
Why do people play games?
Ăcid Klown X
01-02-2003, 02:14:17 AM
To learn how to work at home!
Why is there HomeLess People?
Xero
01-03-2003, 09:43:10 AM
So rich people have butlers!
Why do people have antennas on theyre roofs if they have cable?
Ăcid Klown X
01-04-2003, 12:48:16 AM
for UFO signals :\
Why is a banana yellow?
Xero
01-08-2003, 08:07:03 AM
Because Blue was taken by the sky!
Why does Chris have over 10,000 posts?
Ăcid Klown X
01-08-2003, 09:00:28 PM
Because he took posts from everyone here at PG!
Why did Xero change his profile color from orange to red?
Xero
01-09-2003, 04:06:53 PM
Cause I felt like it!
Why did they invent the TV Guide?
Ăcid Klown X
01-09-2003, 11:57:13 PM
For people who lost the remote controll
Why is there weather changes?
Xero
01-10-2003, 01:32:53 PM
So dogs can pee
Why do trees have leaves?
Ăcid Klown X
01-11-2003, 12:39:12 AM
Because they ran out of money (money trees,expression)
Why is this site called Platinum Gamers?
Xero
01-11-2003, 09:27:48 AM
Cause Chris's head is made of Platinum
Why do people wear watches?
Ăcid Klown X
01-12-2003, 01:47:45 PM
So there arm wont fall off.
Why do people talk?
Xero
01-14-2003, 02:04:54 PM
Cause if they didnt, theyre mouths would dry up
Why are emoticons called emoticons?
Ăcid Klown X
01-14-2003, 10:47:10 PM
:sad1: <~~ That's why!!!
Why does only some people have a respect list?
Nintendo Lord
01-15-2003, 09:04:40 AM
Because they can have one..
Why is life?
Ăcid Klown X
01-15-2003, 03:58:20 PM
Because of Death!
Why is there fast food restuarants?
KuRRgO
01-15-2003, 11:20:09 PM
For slow people!
Why does it rain?
Ăcid Klown X
01-15-2003, 11:49:13 PM
Becaue of the lack of water!
Why is the sky blue?
Viper_Maniac
01-16-2003, 04:56:45 AM
Because its holding its breath.
Why am I cool?
MasterLink23
01-16-2003, 02:16:19 PM
because you are by the heater
Why are dogs called dogs?
Xero
01-16-2003, 04:00:17 PM
Cause they eat hot dogs!
Why are there news shows?
Viper_Maniac
01-16-2003, 05:02:20 PM
Because old shows wouldnt work.
Why are stars called stars?
Ăcid Klown X
01-16-2003, 09:37:09 PM
Good Question heh :D
Why does viper like Jessica Alba?
Xero
01-17-2003, 06:46:47 PM
Cause hes horney :lol: :jk:
Why are there Video Games?
MasterLink23
01-17-2003, 07:47:39 PM
so people can be bored
Why are there morons?
Nintendo Lord
01-17-2003, 08:30:26 PM
So the world doesn't stop spinning
Why?
MasterLink23
01-17-2003, 08:35:27 PM
because
what are flowers?
Nintendo Lord
01-17-2003, 08:36:54 PM
things that people are allergic to.
Estar o no Estar?
MasterLink23
01-17-2003, 08:39:13 PM
that is the question
Why does Bill Bonds advertise?
Ăcid Klown X
01-18-2003, 01:06:29 AM
I dont get it :\
Why do people do drugs?
MasterLink23
01-18-2003, 12:44:50 PM
becuase they are smart
Why are people dumb?
Viper_Maniac
01-18-2003, 01:23:00 PM
Cuz they are related to rednecks.
Why do people wear watches?
MasterLink23
01-18-2003, 02:14:55 PM
so they can forget what time it is
Why do people ask the time
?
Viper_Maniac
01-18-2003, 04:09:26 PM
Cuz they arent strong enough to lift up their arm.
Why do people play games?
MasterLink23
01-18-2003, 04:35:04 PM
so they can become bored
Why do people have friends?
Ăcid Klown X
01-19-2003, 01:05:50 PM
because they can
Why do people where hats?
Viper_Maniac
01-19-2003, 02:05:23 PM
So their brains dont fall out.
Why do people drive stupid?
Ăcid Klown X
01-19-2003, 02:08:53 PM
Because they have not yet goten drunk:rolleyes:
Why do people be mean to animals?
Yuki 761
01-19-2003, 02:19:15 PM
because it amuses them?
why does canada have a leaf on their flag
Ăcid Klown X
01-19-2003, 02:21:32 PM
because of summer
Why does cars have steering wheels?
MasterLink23
01-19-2003, 10:29:12 PM
so you can get in accidents
Why do cars have airbags?
Ăcid Klown X
01-20-2003, 01:31:31 AM
Incase you need to throwup
Why do some people have respect lists?
MasterLink23
01-20-2003, 11:50:25 AM
so people don't know if they are liked or not
Why do people make banners?
Xero
01-20-2003, 04:12:12 PM
Cause they dont know how to draw
Why is there soup?
Ăcid Klown X
01-20-2003, 04:47:30 PM
good question? :lol: :D
Why do some people like to do drugs?
MasterLink23
01-22-2003, 04:00:11 PM
because its good for you
why do people eat poop?
Yuki 761
01-22-2003, 06:41:55 PM
because they are hungery
what is the reason fo any math besides =/-/x/ or divide?
MasterLink23
01-22-2003, 06:53:27 PM
so you can smell
Why do people put colonge on?
Xero
01-23-2003, 07:20:13 PM
So they smell like ****
Why do some people believe in aliens?
Ăcid Klown X
01-24-2003, 02:06:28 AM
Because they really are aliens!
Why do people look at Porn?
Xero
01-25-2003, 06:47:54 PM
Cause Acid is posing in it! :lol:
Why do people listen to music?
Ăcid Klown X
01-26-2003, 12:21:21 AM
Because they know that they will always here Xero big mouth! j/k :p
Why do people like to dance?
Xero
01-27-2003, 06:38:08 PM
So theyre legs dont go all jelly-like!
Why do people fart?
Ăcid Klown X
01-30-2003, 11:08:40 AM
To lose weight!
Why do people like different type's of music?
Yuki 761
02-01-2003, 03:00:59 PM
so they can make fun of the music aid likes
why do people drink water
Blue Flame
02-01-2003, 03:03:59 PM
so they can float
What is a Hippo
Yuki 761
02-02-2003, 05:01:29 PM
A mean and obnoxious animal; i.e. Daniel :D :D :D :D
Why do people get dirty
Curious G
02-02-2003, 05:15:25 PM
(Hey is that SUPPOSED to be funny????? :D)
The answer to the question is: so people can have fun getting clean.
Is Elvis REALLY dead?
Yuki 761
02-02-2003, 05:28:45 PM
Who knows... :blink: :blink:
:D :D :D :D :D
Why are we playing this game?!?!?
Curious G
02-02-2003, 05:30:00 PM
it is cool!
WHY DOES IT MATTER??????
:D
Blue Flame
02-02-2003, 05:34:03 PM
because if i didnt know i would explode.
why arent you giving stupid answers?
Ăcid Klown X
02-03-2003, 12:26:52 AM
because he is a crack monkey! :lol: :D
Why does Blue Flame not like me?
Yuki 761
02-03-2003, 01:39:25 PM
Because he is the :king: and doesn't answer to :dance2:
Why is Blue Flame my Jagr?
Curious G
02-03-2003, 02:25:08 PM
Because he is :king: Jagr!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
What DOES Boo-Yah mean???????????
:eek2:
Ăcid Klown X
02-04-2003, 01:07:18 AM
It mean's F*ck You!
Why do I only like a couple people here at PG now?
Curious G
02-05-2003, 10:19:34 AM
Really????? :D
I do not know you tell me....why? :eyebrow:
Blue Flame
02-05-2003, 01:41:18 PM
LOL
Am I one of the people Acid Klown likes?
rpgman12
02-05-2003, 06:13:14 PM
Sorry nope j/k
How stupid is Platibot?
Yuki 761
02-06-2003, 03:39:14 PM
VERY :D
:umm: Y does Japan put out the "best" video games?
Blue Flame
02-06-2003, 04:59:32 PM
Because they are american
Was does YUKI like Japanese kid?
Ăcid Klown X
02-06-2003, 11:23:27 PM
Because on pizza?
What is your favorite color?
KuRRgO
02-07-2003, 01:59:42 AM
pizza color :lol:
What is your favorite food?
Ăcid Klown X
02-07-2003, 02:27:42 AM
Is this a trick question? :lol:
Do you like Insane Clown Posse?
Yuki 761
02-07-2003, 01:46:50 PM
[QUOTE]why does YUKI like a japanese kid ~* I do not!!*~
Yea i do !
do u like ice cream?
Ăcid Klown X
02-07-2003, 02:03:49 PM
sure (Yuki you dont even know who Insane Clown Posse is do you? )
Do you like rock music?
rpgman12
02-07-2003, 03:24:35 PM
Yeah i like banging rocks together to make music.
Where does Chris live?
Ăcid Klown X
02-07-2003, 04:13:12 PM
up my ass......
Curious G
02-09-2003, 04:22:30 PM
(Acid-I can guarantee Yuki does NOT KNOW WHO INSANE CLOWN POSSE IS!!!! :evil:
NO PROBLEM....
(I would THINK that would smell ...YUK!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.....)
Why do we have middle names?
Blue Flame
02-09-2003, 05:29:17 PM
to get made fun of.
Why do you come to this forum?
Ăcid Klown X
02-10-2003, 05:12:45 AM
to talk to my two brothers Chris and viper! :D
Why did I stay up all night?
~* Gamer 5 *~
02-12-2003, 02:09:25 PM
Because there are.
What possessed people to give mario and luigi the last name of "mario?" :mario: :luigi:
Blue Flame
02-12-2003, 02:52:10 PM
They were Lazy and just said Mario Mario.
Do I know ~* Gamer 5 *~ ?
Ăcid Klown X
02-12-2003, 05:25:50 PM
If you like pizza!
Why is this game called this?
Nintendo Lord
03-05-2003, 06:35:45 PM
because it wants to be..
why is pie awesome?
.....
03-05-2003, 07:47:20 PM
Becuase I dont like it
Why is my name Negative Zero?
Ăcid Klown X
03-06-2003, 03:10:24 AM
Because you don't know how to count to zero!
Why don't some people not like clowns?
Adam
03-06-2003, 02:44:05 PM
Because they look like frowns..
Why did I just reply...
Ăcid Klown X
03-07-2003, 02:14:56 AM
Because you could'nt find anywhere else to post, and you wanted some post's some you came to Forum Games! :p
Why do we need to Save Platinum Gamers?
Adam
03-07-2003, 12:42:36 PM
Because we don't want to waste Platinum Gamers...
Where is the Secret Porn forum on PG?
MasterLink23
03-07-2003, 07:23:13 PM
It is secret!!! I am not allowed to say
Why do people walk?
Ăcid Klown X
03-10-2003, 12:32:40 AM
so they don't run!
Why do people have signatures?
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